
Weekly Flirt
It goes without saying that the world is more complicated and atomized and packed with mystery than you ever really think about, but you sit around thinking about them Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Mostly the ones having to do with your love life, but when you get fatalistic about your love life you also start thinking about, like, the future of the planet. You're so weird! And wonderful! Someone is missing out! Friday and Saturday, it's important you get off the couch. You're not going to believe it, but romance -- like an out-of-nowhere make out session -- awaits you.

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